MANLY TEARS / DEAD BABY JOKES 

dude, i hate my mom so much
i'm smashing cheerios on the kitchen table with my fist and i'm mixing orange juice and milk
right in my mouth
april fools i broke the lamp
if my mom wasn't such a bitch i could beat this boss battle i swear i could man no i'm not crying
reload n duck u fucking pussy i am teabagging your mom
i'm constipated
i want to fuck the 11th grader in our study hall
she has big round tits haha i bet she would suck it
i love her
yesterday i came home and my mom yelled
she’s taking my computer for a week cuz i downloaded porn
what a stupid saggy cunt
dead baby jokes make me cry manly tears
i'll fight any1 with my two fists
i punched a hole in the bathroom wall
now i fuck it